Gabriel's Top 10 for traveling in China

Gabriel's Top 10 Things The Travel Agent Forgot To Warn You
When Traveling To China

1. People in China will STARE you down!

2. You will get many MYSTERY MEAT food items (Deer Tendons)

3. Blonde girls are CELEBRITIES!

4. Nice old ladies turn WICKED if you don't buy post cards from them!

5. NEVER EVER pay the asking price on ANYTHING in China!

6. You will meet someone you know from MONTANA on The Great Wall of China!

7. The tourist sights might be SLIGHTLY crowded!

8. Strangers will GRAB your children to arrange them for their photo!

9. You need to use your imagination when viewing famous rock formations!

(there are 5 horses in this picture)

10. Tea brewing demonstrations followed by high pressure sales will put some people over the edge!